sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought
it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich
Being Black gives me a 90% chance of looking 5-25 years younger than I am at any age as an adult for the rest of my life, and I thank Black Jesus for dis skin everyday.
Black don’t crack.
Amen.
